plotonium

Element

Atomic weight: Variable

Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.

Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.

Dilithium is the magical material that drives warp drives in Star Trek and, despite the series having strong science advisors on hand, writers still tested in-story credibility to breaking point.

"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"

by Apocrypha September 29, 2013

plutoniumware

A piece of software that is supposed to "tweak" you computer but instead will make it most likely unusable; especially known in the computer graphics world.

Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.

by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

plebonian

A resident in a city of plebs

You're such a plebonian...

by yishmefrend November 20, 2017

Pleonasm

the use of more words than those necessary to denote mere sense : redundancy

Instead of getting straight to the central idea, she used pleonasm because she thought more words made it better

by SonicLover8000 February 6, 2019

Platonic Solid

A boner you get from a person who has friendzoned you.

I thought I had gotten over Catherine, but my platonic solid proved otherwise.

by ThradOvvhrs March 28, 2020