poop pilot

A reference to a male who commonly performs anal sex with other males.

This is your poop pilot speaking, we are on the approach to a dark tunnel in preperation for a soft landing.

by Tim and Erica December 19, 2007

derf pilot

Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.

I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.

by greenmonstahmsn.com May 1, 2008

pinoche

A woman's crotch.
pronounced: pin-oach.

I'm gonna kick the betsy right square in the pinoche!

by broox October 11, 2005

Stone Temple Pilots

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Coffin Henry June 25, 2006

pilot

A highly Qualified person no matter what a Pilot flys. They have to be well trained and ready for anything. Any person who flys as a pilot at any level for more than a few years will face death in there hands whether it is a Engine Failure or Fire ect...
Being a Commercial pilot is one of the most respectible jobs in the world. The lives of 50-450 people in the hands of the pilots. Pilots cant make mistakes. Also one of the hardest jobs in the world to attain and complete. Landing a plane in 30 knot corsswind or landing with broken Landing Gear or engine failure. Pilots also have to trust other people they dont even know with their lives like Air Traffic Controllers and Mechanics.

" There is no such thing of a bad pilot" Why? Because all the bad pilots are dead.

In aviation you need to learn from others mistakes because you wont be alive if you just learn from your own.

Pilots are awesome.

by Steven jp October 9, 2005

Kentucky Palm Pilot

The act of writing down information on your hand / wrist to remember at a later time.

Bill forgot his girlfriends birthday so he looked on his Kentucky Palm Pilot.

by Benboweasel January 9, 2007

Shit Piñata

When someone presents an 'opportunity' for you that looks fun and attractive on the surface, but when you get into the details, it's really a pain in the ass. Usually your boss.

When someone asks you to cover for them and they don't leave you any of the information you need to get the job done. "Boy, this is a shit piñata!"

by bowser11 September 2, 2010