When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
by Christov Jamacia October 21, 2010
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She’s not hot but she’ll do in a pinch.
by Mr. Bunluv June 7, 2018
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by hoary marmot January 14, 2008
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You can tell that they are running out of ideas when the writers say "Lets make a new pokemon, it will be like pickachu...BUT SMALLER!"
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You can tell that they are running out of ideas when the writers say "Lets make a new pokemon, it will be like pickachu...BUT SMALLER!"
FUCKING GENIUS!
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