phat ass

The perfect ass. The ass that an ass man would only dream of. The requirements for a phat ass are as follows: it must be firm enough not to be sloppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 3 inches, and its owner must let you experience it.

Sam: Whoa look at that phat ass on that girl
Matt: Damn, id like to cut me a piece of that pie
Bogart: Me like asshole
Sam: No Bogart, its the ass we like, not the asshole
Matt: Whats wrong with you Bogart
Bogart: Me like the asshole!

by cohencock November 18, 2009

phat nap

A really good, long nap.

I want to take a phat nap

by iwanttotakeaphatnap July 9, 2017

dope phat

(adj) to make or do something extremely awsome or when you land a skatebording trick or when you or someone does something extrodinary or awsome.

ex.1 That 360 nollie to manual was DOPE PHAT!!!
ex.2 Mr.Portas class is DOPE PHAT!!!

by eazy duz it December 7, 2006

phat lewtz

Items of some value in a massively multiplayer online game.

Well Walter, I'll have you know that I discovered several phat lewtz last night.

by Nord March 23, 2004

Phat Dippin

Skinny Dippin= swimming naked
Phat Dippin= Swimming with all your clothes on

Dress up dive in, its phat dippin!!

Got a farmer's tan? Well your still and ladies man when your phat dippin!!

by PoopDickFuckFace March 30, 2009

Phat Kronie

1. Your boy that is fat as phuck
2. Any of your homies that is down to chill when others aren't

ex. Jeff: Yo lets go get fucked up tonight
Davey: Whateva you say phat kronie

by DaveyF January 26, 2013

phat

a word that describes something that is krunk

Them j's phat

by krunkness March 10, 2003