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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009
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yesticles

A man whore with testicles that don't know how to say "no"
Jimmy is so conflicted about his stripper friend - his heart says "no" but his yesticles say "yes!"
by vl17 January 15, 2011
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festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.
My festicles are bloated.
by ptosisT October 11, 2007
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Plusticles

when you eat too many plums, you're testicles will swell up. thus resulting in plusticles. trust me, i've experience it... 8 times
STOP eating those plums kalyn your going to get Plusticles! said savannah
by salyncavanna July 16, 2010
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008
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Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015
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