period

God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake

I'm on my period, don't fuck with me!

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

period

The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.

It was a period of strife.

by Sabine Monster June 11, 2006

Period bush

The bush a woman grows while on her period, because there's no point in shaving until it's over.

When he felt her period bush, he knew she wouldn't be dtf for another day or two.

by MishyTheFishy May 16, 2011

period syncronization

The fear of any and every man ever to exist.

Jon: Dude. Julie and Jen's periods are syncronized.

James: RUN. PERIOD SYNCRONIZATION HAS STARTED.

by Booknerd818 November 29, 2014

Period Drill

A drill one can undergo with their pre-teen daughter to prepare for the onset of menses.

I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.

by productman July 16, 2016

pelion

Prolly one of the redneck places there is.... full of gnats , and meth labs.typically known for cross country and sometimes football. Well known for the Stepp Brothers , Ben Feeeman ,NFL star Dalton Freeman , and running back Sean Davis and Roderick Jackson

Imma do the Pelion thing and get outta here

by Panther nation June 13, 2017

Period

The reason why the pool is red,your sister gets mad easily,Why you see sponge like tubes made from cotton on the trash, and why your sister always says it hurts.

I still have not gotten my period?

by Only guy/gay February 21, 2018