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jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field
by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020
mugGet the jordan the pedomug.

Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.
by KF3917 December 3, 2011
mugGet the Pedo Winkmug.

pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.
Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.
by Johnny Green September 14, 2013
mugGet the pedo bowlmug.

Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009
mugGet the Pedo Menumug.

Gay pedo

An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.
I am a gay pedo and I rape little boys.
by Pedoman February 16, 2019
mugGet the Gay pedomug.

Pedo-ball

Its the only pedophile ball in existence..... its a tennis ball.
The Pedo-ball likes touching people in the nuts... hard...
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
mugGet the Pedo-ballmug.

pedo-phil

Phil is a bad pedo-phil
by sdasdacadasdas December 3, 2018
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