Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood

My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker

by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

pecker leach

1: a woman who luvs to suck the shit outta some dick
2: someone who is a total asshole

My girlfriend is a pecker leach......: Both definitions covered

by mad wiccan May 3, 2003

Pecker Mache

The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.

"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "

by d-trainn March 5, 2009

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

ledge pecker

ledge pecker is slang for pigeons.

"Those nasty ledge peckers are turning everything under them white."

by Sleipnir April 8, 2006

teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

by Broan November 12, 2007

peter pecker

when you perry it up with a goombay

a peter pecker is a body part on a male

by karlajenkseartheagle December 8, 2017