Good Patriot

good pa·tri·ot
/ɡo͝od//ˈpātrēət/ “Use the puppy/newborn voice”

A term used in a derogatory fashion to insult a person that has been indoctrinated with the qualities required to be susceptible to propaganda so they vigorously support their country and are prepared to lead us into facism.

My cousin thinks the election was stolen. They are such a good patriot and it makes me sad; which is why I am voting for Jasmine Sherman in 2024.

by Fatsocialist2024 October 30, 2022

Anti-Patriot

Someone, like myself, who believes that the ideas of nationalism and patriotism are corrosive to society and make citizens blind to what the government or leaders are doing.

At the Anti-Flag concert, the anti-patriots tore up the american flag.

by Anti Patriot January 21, 2008

Christian Patriot

AKA Terrorists. Believe that "Zionist control everything", and that taxes are wrong, (well throw the patriot part out there), And the country should be a theocarcy

Christian patriots are hadly patriots at all

by Jon Opium October 7, 2006

Blind Patriot

One who supports a government or a country simply because they consider that government or country to be theres. One who supports this government's decisions without considering their implications. Blind patriots are angered easily by those who question authority.

Anyone who still supports George W. Bush is a blind patriot.

by Anti Patriot November 12, 2006

Patriotic Fuck

When you put a flag over his/her face and fuck him/her for your country.

Pat was so ugly he/she was a patriotic fuck.

by d:file February 25, 2011

Getting patriotic

Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.

Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.

by bangthatshit November 18, 2010

The Flaccid Patriot

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.

Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014