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Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.
by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025
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‘Trash’ Patel

The quiet nickname for the FBI Director used in hushed tones by the OG’s at the Bureau.
That googly-eyed ‘Trash’ Patel is back at it spreading lies through the Fox propaganda network. ‘Trash’ isn’t even qualified to be a garbage collector!
by LaughingAloud December 3, 2025
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Shubh Patel

a person with an incredibly small penis and jerks off to his own cheeks all day
by themoggerofallfries January 16, 2025
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Bhavini Patel

Pro-genocide MAGA plant who tried to primary Summer Lee. In the end, people weren't fooled by the blood money and Summer Lee, the actual democrat in the race, ended up winning.
It's a BEAUTIFUL DAY because Bhavini Patel LOST!!!!
by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024
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dhruv mayank patel

Worked with children from birth to age 19 and numerous developmental ages. I love children and love to spend time with them too. They bring me so much joy and happiness. I feel deprived and depressed when not near a minor. I also do specialized treatment in orthopedics, orthopedic trauma, adolescent medicine, and endocrinology. Utilized a wide range of therapeutic communication, assessment techniques, and medication administration.
Hey kids
Oh is a dhruv mayank patel
by anonymous June 27, 2024
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arjun patel

An Indian who lives on a mountain
Arjun Patel probably killed a man in his life, he also probably owns some slav- I mean mandatory volunteers.
by I'mThatLazyBoy July 1, 2024
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Shiv Patel

Shiv Patel. What can we say about this king? This famous influencer is an icon running the streets of Worcester. Don’t play with Shiv Patel because he knows karate and will mess you up. Not only will he steal your girl, he’ll look good while doing it. This soccer-playing prodigy is #11 on the field but he’s #1 in our hearts. If you’re lucky enough to be in this man’s presence, try not to be overwhelmed by his aura.
by freakyslime July 5, 2024
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