Skip to main content

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"
by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005
mugGet the parping mug.

Parking Lot Recycler

Items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, Hazardous Materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (Caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. Lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.
Neighbor 1: The fuckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.

Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!
by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009
mugGet the Parking Lot Recycler mug.
Related Words

Parring

A ghetto term often used as a synonym for insulting/offending. The word is commonly used by delinquents and is prevalent in the East end of London
Are you parring?

Hassam is parring Tyler.
by ivcoffeeplease February 2, 2015
mugGet the Parring mug.

parking lot hopping

Going from one parking lot to the next in a car; hanging out & kissing.
We went parking lot hopping one night, and ended up kissing in the foodlion parking lot.
by Eureka Moss February 4, 2007
mugGet the parking lot hopping mug.

Parnin

(n)a white Asian girl who serenades Cara

(adj)someone who excels at pole-dancing dressed as Darth Vader

(v)the act of slutting a muffin

synonyms: Cohen
noun example:
Joey:do you like the Parnin i bought you for your birthday
Cara: yes, but i wish she would sing more than just Parninese songs

adjective example
i went to Sugar and Spice Go-Go dance club last night and i saw a really camp parnin.(see camp)

verb example
every Saturday morning i Parnin with a cup of coffee.
by Shaniqua and Terincia May 18, 2007
mugGet the Parnin mug.

parking lotting

when people have nothing else to do so they just sit in a vehicle at night with 1 or more friends in a shady parking lot, and pig out and/or discuss life
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"
person1: yo man i just got a shitload of food from wawa, and i have a lot to get off my chest
person2: you want to go parking lotting?
by shitheadasshole December 30, 2008
mugGet the parking lotting mug.

Parking Lot Panic

The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.
I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.
by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010
mugGet the Parking Lot Panic mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email