The youtube paradox 

When a video has more likes, than it has views. most likely it has 301 views, and douches write annoying things about it even though it've been that way for a billion years.

Douche: "thumb up if you are 301th viewer"
Everybody else: "that's the youtube paradox, it's unexplainable"

The youtube paradox by simsxD April 11, 2011

liar paradox 

A liar paradox is a statement or statements that cannot have a consistent truth value.

Examples of a liar paradox

This sentence is false.

and

The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.

liar paradox by philososphizer December 6, 2007

Koch paradox 

The Koch Paradox (german: Kochsche Paradoxon) describes the phenomenon of a large discrepancy between what a person perceives and what actually happened, especially in the context of video games.

Person A: "How is he not dead?! I've shot him 10 times already!"
Person B: "Literally none of your shots connected, dude."
Person C: "The Koch Paradox at work again, huh?"

Koch paradox by Cal From H November 8, 2021

coffee paradox 

When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.

That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.

coffee paradox by barkinspider December 6, 2013

DNashty Paradox 

Since the beginning of organized sports betting, a team favored be more then 13.5 will cover every time, 95% of the time.

Pat's are favored by 13.5? That's almost DNashty Paradox material, I'm going to clean up, son, take your puss boots off and get on.
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya

DNashty Paradox by Aurelius Dub December 6, 2016

Manscaping Paradox 

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

Manscaping Paradox by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020

cheese paradox 

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

cheese paradox by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021