passing gas

What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.

Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021

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Pancing

It’s when you are point shoe dancing

Keighley : Audrey what are you doing?

Audrey : Pancing, obviously!

Keighley : What’s that mean?

Audrey : It means point she dancing.

by Pancing May 30, 2021

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Passing Paul

A handsome gentleman who ellouqually plays music that brings in all the people, and the women ennamoured by his talents flock to him all times of day and night. The inevitable downfall of the pressing fall is he is too much of an inebcile to realise what's right in front of his face missing in the best thing that could ever hair to him. .... Or perhaps the story is not complete.

See future feature film Distracted by women: featuring Director Jane Dab

The blasfomy of passing Paul how dare he miss such a good opportunity.. Will he ever realise.

by XenaEmperor August 24, 2021

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passing the gas

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?

"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

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