Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

by techieman June 26, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings

A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.

by Hunybunz June 10, 2018

Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?

“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”

by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020

Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015

Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008