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omg patrick is soooo hott!
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Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."
by Risown January 28, 2009
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Patrick

A Patrick has a great sence of humor and always has a strange desire to take of his pants while talking to girls. Patrick is also someone that has big man titties.
by Moonlightbae123 April 21, 2016
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Patrick

The name of Patrick is royalty.
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Patrick

He's good at everything he does and he knows it. Has his sh*t together and expects the same of others. He's sexy, strong, smart and freakin' fearless. He loves to shoot and hunt and rarely misses his target. He's a little bit country and a lot James Bond. Don't mess with him because he'll straighten your ass out before you ever even see him coming. He loves his guns, his bike, his beer and his woman...and not necessarily in that order... You would want him for your bodyguard, in and out of bed.

"That dude Patrick is good at everything...he's a freakin' American Superhero"
Patrickgood strong fearless smart sexy shoot hunt target country James Bond guns bike beer woman bodyguard
by GirlSupply February 5, 2010
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Patrick

a tall guy with blonde hair and hazel eyes. a perfect guy who is very charming, sweet, funny, handsome, and just everything a girl could ever want in a guy. he is very smart and intelligent. he is the most amazing person in the world. he's a good athlete and is very competitive. you will never forget him.
"wow! I just meet Patrick!"
by country_girl_89 June 9, 2014
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