Press downer

When a mega star who's meant to better than expected loses

Damn... I really didn't think that Edmond's guy would be the first to get voted off the jungle!!! That's such a press downer!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

press rifle

(from PR - "public relations" and transformed into "press rifle") public relations practices from press releases that correct unfavorable statements to complex crisis management when PR specialists and managers need to act like a QRF - quick reaction force, not to leave the incident, rumor, claim or charge without comment, especially when the accusations made by the press (or media in general) are aggressive and require adequate response similar to counter-attack with precise and effective hit on the charge, thus similar to using a rifle;

The agency used the best of their press rifle practices to suppress the media chatter and counter the charges against the chairman of the company.

by KurtSteinerPL December 20, 2012

Bag Press

The necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as M&M’s and Skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag.

Jimmy said there were not any Skittles left, however when I executed the bag press I found there was one remaining.

by Nick Bodnar January 11, 2008

hatteras press

The push ups you do to make your arm muscles flare before spending the day on the tank-top on a Hatteras in the Hamptons

Jason pumped out 50 Hatteras Presses so his pythons would pop for the ladies on the boat

by hansy f August 22, 2014

Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

by ™One December 4, 2018

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018