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Post Nut Syndrome

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.
- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.
by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011
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Poshy

The beak, the chicken, aka “the farm animal belonging to big J”

Poshy does what others typically expect, eat pieces of cheese and seeds and flaps her wings when agitated or excited.

Poshy can often be seen with Willybone or playing on junior’s (junifer) phone or even making tik toks

If junior only got over his huge ego then maybe he could still be a good parent to the beak
Poshy is often credited for junior’s songs or lyrics that he himself invents, but it’s mostly to pay tribute to the beak since most of J’s songs are about her or if not then hoshna

Jack poshy would start shakin’ all is taken
It’s some poachijuana in the makin’

Poachys breakfast like scrambled eggs and bacon

Kap spills the drink o she’s still ill drinker

ill thinker

Exploding’ when da Poachy hits da I——-

Poshy is as important to junior b’s entire persona, image and creative direction as it gets tied, likely tied with wheezly

A chicken named Poshy, nuff said
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Post festival depression

The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.

Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food

Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden

Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home
Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls

Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying
by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 September 9, 2011
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possibilities

"i feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" said mork lee
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relatable post

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.
*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!
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Stop Posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
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posh stink

Melody - "I don't know what to get you for Christmas so I'll just buy you some posh stink."

Harmony - "Oh... just like the previous three years. How thoughtful of you."
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