piderpader

Piderpader is the sound a dog or any other similar small mamal with paws makes when walking over a hard wood floor

"You can tell which dog is walking in to the room by the sound of their piderpader"

by The guy that defined piderpade March 3, 2024

Plerg

As an adjective, a plerg means someone who has a good moral compass and is a nice person
As a noun, a plerg would be a slightly nicer version of it

Adjective version: "You're such a plerg!"
Noun version: "I'm going to plergatory, at least that's not as bad as purgatory"

by IceNinja2 June 13, 2024

Peder

Someone who pretends to be too cool to waste time writing a weekly league preview.

Matiass: "I'm so cool. I won't write the preview."
Marco:"You really are, I love you. I mean I love it."
Everybody else: "You're not that cool. You're a real peder."

by Klobasa December 8, 2024

Pederast

Michelle Jaimes came to me and told me that Wesley claimed that Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll were fucking. Was Michelle Jaimes fired for not reporting retard sex? NO! I was fired for that! Explicitly! They sent an email and everything!

Hym "Is that what it's called when you act on pedophilia? 'Pederast.' Ok. I'll use it in a sentence 'Noah Kroll (the Pederast) was ruled legally incompetent because he is a retard after an act of Pederasty. The staff at the group home fucked the pederast retard anyway because his cock was fat and no other reason in spite of the fact that he is incapable of consent. If he is not legally incompetent, he should not have been acquitted. If he is legally incompetent, he cannot consent. The pederast retard was given access to my email in spite of the fact they everyone around me claimed that he didn't have a phone. If he didn't have a phone, someone else (a staff member) would have had to show him my email. I was harassed daily and subsequently fired for not reporting retard sex. I can safely say that if the genders were swapped no one would suggest that their isn't a problem with the staff of a group home fucking the retard pederast. What is happening know is a case of protecting women whether they are right or wrong and subordinating men who express views that are antithetical to your own and if a form of OVERT MISANDRY."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Plerp

Pooping in the slime and playing with it

yo Matt, did you plerp this slime smells like shit

by Master Peef January 13, 2025

Plerflirty

Texts with double entendres sent at the beginning of a relationship that can be interpreted as either playful, flirty or perverted.

Literal Larry said, "Mary is so plerflirty! When she asked to see my equipment, I didn't know if I should send her a dick pic or the listing of the accordion I am selling on Facebook Marketplace."

by Bernlpn March 3, 2026

Plerkle

When somebody is professionally gooning.

"Yo gurt is gooning really well"
"Yeah he's probably a plerkle"

by Plerkleman May 8, 2025