Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

Pinnochio

to masterbate with sandpaper

I wanted to try something new last night. I saw some extra sandpaper sitting there so I did a Pinnochio on myself!

Talking to you is about as much fun as doing a Pinnochio....

by PSYKO May 10, 2014

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinocchiophobia

Pinocchiophobia
the phobia of having a long nose.
Quite the opposite of VOLDEMOPHOBIA

Friend 1: Lawl your nose is the size of Pinocchio's
Friend 2: AHHH *breaks down crying*
Friend 1: OMG i'm so sorry, i didn't realise you had Pinocchiophobia!

by TheSweatyLlama July 18, 2011

pinnocchio

While performing a rim job on her man in a standing position a woman reaches around to jerk him off, creating the illusion of pinnocchio

Dude this chick licked my ass while jerking me off last night

Oh shit! You got a pinnocchio!

by Metal Brian May 13, 2016

Pinnochio Meme

A highly formulated meme where a picture of pinnochio with a long nose is paired with a caption that states something that could be true, but isn't.

Saw a pinnochio meme about staying sober. Fuck my life..

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

PINNOCHIO syndrome

When you have a problem in which you cannot help but lie.

Shay: She said you look like a leper
Later...
Nicole: I never said that, it’s her PINNOCHIO syndrome hitting her again

by Jeremiah Doe May 15, 2018