Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005

pinge

A whirlwind of emotions including jealousy, hatred and good old fashioned "I've been dumped again"

Shit. I've just been pinged

by Harro Von Marro October 30, 2003

Pinge

A sexual maneouvre guaranteed to produce maximum pleasure, involving the pinching of a woman's clitoris. It can however cause pain if performed inexpertly.

My girlfriend was moaning for ages last night after I gave her a pinge.

by Ewan Slater June 6, 2007

pingers

A person whose hair is cut so short it goes "ping" when a hand is run through it.

It's the name given to new Military recruits in Basic Training after their first haircut.

It is a derogatory term that indicates the relative ignorance of the newbies and can be measured by the shortness of the hair.

That Pinger's gig line isn't straight.

by Robert Trudell July 4, 2005

Pinge

The conjunction of Posh and Minge.

This word refers to bang tidy Posh girls. The likes who reside in areas such as Richmond or Teddington.

The opposite can be referred to as Dinge (Dutty Minge).

"Let's go to Richmond tonight...they have some gangsta Pinge"

"That girl is Pinge-tastic"

"Check that gurl. Pinge bruv"

by Frottage101 October 1, 2013

pingerz

to sneak into a picture of a group of people

Person 1: Aw man, jake did a pingerz in our pic.
Person 2: I hate it when he does that

by colmasap April 24, 2010

pigged

Drunk

I walked into John's house and he was pigged at 9:00 in the morning.

by Vanilla55 June 21, 2016