two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

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Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.

“How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood”

by Rayray0_o October 20, 2023

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PER

Gamer slang for “Positive Effect Removal”

John: Ahma Niah is really good!

Johnson: Yeah, she uses loads of PER.

by JGreenwood June 7, 2023

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Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

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per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.

Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.

by Lucinda G. March 7, 2016

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Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022

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