onerism

Wanking. Masturbation.

Tossers! Shouldn't they be practising onerism in the privacy of their own rooms?

by brittner September 18, 2003

Flat Oner

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.

Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen

by house 37 January 19, 2011

Discord Owner Day

December 12th is discord owner day. This is the day where all owners can bully and harass users, mods and admins for 24 hours.

Admins, mods and users won’t survive discord owner day. They had their day, so now it’s our turn...

by Banana_Jesus_Here December 11, 2020

squatted truck owner

A squatted truck owner is someone who has a few extra chromosomes and smokes meth well building the truck to where the front of the truck is lifted in the air so when you're driving all you can see is the sky. There though process causes them to become very hostile. you manage to see a gaggle of Squatted truck owners you can see them rev their engines well impersonating a bird by throwing their arms up and down and jumping in there truck's bed. they are an extremely unintelligent species of you're more typical human. they tend to think they are the best at everything but in reality, nobody likes them for there extensive meth use and there obnoxious nature

you look there's a squatted truck owner lets go beat him up

by The big mamma t November 15, 2021

ryan osterman

A midget who plays guitar and is amazing in the grundle area see polar body

Corey:Hey ryan osterman was pretty sick last night at his show
Connor:I hate that polar body

by Con-Are-Tist April 30, 2006

pulling an onery

getting completely shit faced and driving home

dude,"i was pulling an onery last night and got a DUI."
dude 2,"wow that sucks."

by onery himself May 3, 2010

Oner

Four giants that are members of a Chinese boy group under Qin's Entertainment that debuted on August 30, 2018 with their album "Allergy".

All four members was known to have participated in the Chinese idol survival show "Idol Producer".

Members:
Yue Yue/Pinkray (Yue Minghui) - 183cm. The rapper, leader and the oldest of the group. Otherwise known as "the nation's baba (daddy)" and mom of the group. He graduated with a Engineering degree from University of Glasgow and is fluent in english. Probably the most sane one in the group.

Mu Ziyang/Kwin (Li Zhenyang) - 188cm. 2nd eldest and 2nd tallest in the group. 100% sure he's always on crack. Hates & fears crabs, but loves beef and wine. Someone please teach him proper english. His voice is STUNNING. He graduated from Beijing Institute of Fashion & Technology as a professional model.

Bufan/Katto (Bu Fanfan) - 192cm giant. 2nd youngest & the tallest one in the group. Also the rapper. Looks like he could murder you but is actually a cinnamon roll. He also graduated from Beijing Institute of Fashion & Technology as a professional model. Soft tol husky-like giant who needs love and attention.

Lingchao/Didi (Li Yingchao) - 182cm baby. Is the youngest ('01 liner) and looks like a cinnamon roll with the voice of an angel, but is actually satan's spawn. He uses his cuteness to get his way. Eats too much candies. Probably needs to go to the dentist. "Didi on top". Mama fans will eat you alive if you try to hurt or sexualize him.

Person 1: The greatest boy group!!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Oner?
Person 1: HELL YEAH!!!!

by TodayBeefTodayKill October 5, 2018