by LukePaul Sammut January 19, 2018

A double cheeseburger from McDonald’s
by Mearlyyeh July 28, 2018

Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.
by Hulk19 June 18, 2020

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
by Malice2.12 December 3, 2010

by Bailey1235 March 28, 2010

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
by beacherman July 30, 2009

(noun) It is the state of the skin of the urethra being stuck together momentarily producing two piss streams instead of one.
by Winstud November 22, 2007
