by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 11, 2021

1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups
2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday
2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday
by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
by Old_Bert July 8, 2017

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie
by Marisol.R May 21, 2018

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

by ursubpar March 9, 2023

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
