Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018
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They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.
They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.
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A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much
I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.
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"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
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The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.
Mustard must be involved at some point.
The winner is then crowned.
All rejoice.
***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.
Mustard must be involved at some point.
The winner is then crowned.
All rejoice.
***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
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Yo me and my bro did a double angry octopus on these 2 chicks and it was fucking wild. Arms and legs flying on the bed!
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