Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010

BME Pain Olympics

A competition in which participators are willing to cut their dicks in front of their camera, how disgusting

bme pain Olympics is disgusting

by “School is fun” -psychopath February 6, 2022

Beijing Olympic Games

noun, plural
Also Beijing Olympics
the deliberate murder of a whole group or race of people

What’s the hell going on in Tibet? Beijing Olympic Games!

by Dalai Lama July 31, 2005

jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Olympic Skating Rink

The place were all the middle schoolers and high schoolers that go to East Pennsboro Area School District go on the weekends to skate and do drugs and smoke weed in the bathroom. 2 out of every 10 kids there are gay or lesbian/bi. It’s full of f boys and sluts, some kids that go there are nice and chill and just want to have a good time, but most of the kids just go there to do drugs or have sex in the bathroom. Sometimes there will be fights, sometimes multiple in one night and the cops sometimes come and just sit there and practically do nothing. About 50% of the teenagers that got just go to hangout and do drugs and other bad and illegal.

“Bro, I went with John to the Olympic Skating Rink last Saturday and we smoked some pot”
“Fuck yeah bro, last Saturday I went there and railed Stacy in the bathroom”

by IEatPuzzy January 22, 2021

Dolphin Olympics 2

A rediculously addictinve game for some strange reason- it isn't really that great! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?

I can't stop thinking about Dolphin Olympics 2, but when I play it I am disappointed.

by AlecMetallic October 13, 2009

olympic skidmarks

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics

I can see that you have olympic skidmarks

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004