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Old Nail

An ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that a person still has sexual relations with.

Originally derived from the italian "Vecchio Chiodo".
She is my Old Nail.
by Detective Scrote March 3, 2009
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old stink tits

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
by metalslugmn June 13, 2011
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Old Tom Sleepass

It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.

Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.
by Mike D! March 8, 2004
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Old news

Piss the other party off, by saying "Old news".
People saying "Old news" refer to the fact that they already know what you were trying to tell them.

Originated by Vexiant.
Guy 1: Yo.. check this out (sending a link)
Guy 2: Old news, bro.
Guy 1: Ahh... Fuck you!
by Vexiant March 10, 2012
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old school goth

A person who listens to old goth music (From the 80s), like Deathrock (Christian Death, Alien Sex Fiend, Specimen), Post-Punk (Bauhaus, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Joy Divison), Gothic Rock (The Sisters of Mercy, Fields of The Nephilim, Rosetta Stone) and maybe some New Wave (Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Soft Cell), or anything related to the Batcave.

Old School aesthetics are punkish and cheesie, dark and sometimes elegant or sofisticated, but you don't have to dress goth to be goth.

They have no philosophy, nor a lifestyle, the only thiing that makes them a subculture is the music. Metal, Nu Metal, Industrial, EBM, or related genres are not included. Psychobilly, Horror Punk, Darkwave, New Wave and No Wave are related genres to goth, but generally are not considered goth, except for some Darkwave (Sopor Aeternus) and No Wave (Lydia Lunch) bands.

Goth music is not only music from the 80s, we have many groups from the 90s and 00s making goth music, like Naughty Zombies, Cinema Strange, Diva Destriuction, Joy Disaster, Faith and The Muse, Bat Attakk, London After Midnight, Two Witches, Frank The Baptist, All Gone Dead, etc...
Guy 1 - What subculture do you belong to?
Guy 2 - I'm an old school goth, I listen to Christian Death and Siouxsie.
by Spooky Girl April 10, 2008
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old school

Anything that refers to a previous generation of a subject/idea/object/etc. Typically, they are highly regarded and sometimes the very thing that started it all.
Guy: Damn, Super Mario Bros. The gameplay is old school.

Kid: These graphics suck. Where is the life meter?

Guy: What you say boy? *five across the eye*
by Chi Nou June 16, 2005
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old glory

A nickname for the 24-starred American Flag flown during the Civil War as coined by Salem, Mass. shipmaster Capt. William Driver. This term has now come into use for the American Flag of any design. She is timeless; No war could diminish her radiance, no faulty administration foul her name.
When the Captain of the 22nd Maine regiment lifted Old Glory above the cannon haze, a singular rally-cry issued forth from his troops.
by Jake Phelps June 18, 2006
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