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reverse nursing

Pissing into your empty beer receptacle rather than going to the bathroom. Instigated by laziness or lack of access to proper facilities.
The line to the bathroom is probably way too long, and jeter is on deck, so i may have to do some reverse nursing under my coat...
by janitor jeff May 2, 2005
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nurse rowan

A nurse with a phat ass named Rowan
Person: Dude that nurse has a fat ass
Person 2: Her name is Nurse Rowan
by dababysheeeesh April 18, 2021
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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025
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Nursing the cat

It’s when you are taking longer than necessary
In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”
by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021
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Nurse George

Nurse George is a main character in the 2009 Disney/Pixar animated feature film Up and one of the two main characters of the exclusive bonus animated short, George & A.J.. He is mostly seen with his colleague A.J. and works at Shady Oaks Retirement Village. He comes from Somaliland in east Africa. He is married to Laquesha.
nurse George: how did you know I am Somali
a normal guy(not nurse George): dude did you look at yourself -_-
by niggozaurus July 10, 2024
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bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing
guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
by ty148 May 10, 2017
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