nub

YOu guys are friggin retards. Nub means to bang or have sex or to fuck someone. Learn your shit before you make up some definition.

As in"hey your sister is a minger but I'd still nub her!

by Smartass May 13, 2005

nub

A person who doesn't have very long hair, but feels the need to put it in a pony tail anyway, producing a small nub-like tuff of hair.

Zach is a nub because he has a nub.

by Andrew Hofschulte April 25, 2006

nub

A nub is someone who is not as advanced at something as you are. See n00b , noob

Eek! You are a nub.

by Doug April 12, 2004

nub

Complete moron, knows nothing about life or online gaming. Also see Newbie, n00b, and fucktard

Pennywisdomj: If I made a mold of my errect penis, and had a girl strap it on and fuck me in the ass....would that be gay?

by Lemur April 25, 2006

nub

Short for "needle up the butt." The act of attaching a drug and/or AIDS-infected syringe to one's penis, and then penetrating another anally with it.

"Heard he got the bug."
"How'd it happen?"
"Word is, he got nubbed...in the butt."
"Dude, that's redundant. Nub already imples 'in the butt.'"
"I know, but it's fun to say it that way."
"...Fair enough."

"You've just been nub'd...by Ashton Kutcher!"

by iluvnubbin October 23, 2007

nub

1. somebody who prones excessively in dod b/c he can't kill the enemy any other way than by queering him from a dark corner

2. anybody who bought retail dod

Anybody who has bought retail dod is a nub and therefore, is cut.

by Sh|ftynou September 12, 2003

nubbed

A phrase that means when someone is really drunk (or w/e) and can't walk (like people w/nubbs) or sometimes even physically function as a whole they are NUBBED! It is also used to describe an awesomely crazy drunk night..

"I'm Nubbed out biatch" or "I was sooo nubbed last night" "Lets go get nubbed"

by Caroline Avent November 11, 2005