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Barnes and Noble

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.
Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'
by Dinah S. June 17, 2007
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Death Note

Death Note is A fantabulous manga series about Light Yagami, a seventeen year old high school student in Japan. He finds a death note, dropped by Ryuk the shinigami, and proceeds to use it to rid the world of evil.
The way a death note works is that you write a name down in it and...they die. You have to know their name and face. If you don't specify a cause and a time, they'll die in 30 seconds of a heart attack. Light kills off the world's nastiest, most wanted criminals, thinking he's doing good.
However, his plans may be foiled by the mysterious "L", who works together with the police and the FBI to track down "Kira", the name that people all over the world use to refer to him.

This awesome series is also an anime, and is a movie in Japan. It will soon be a movie in America as well, starring...**gag**...Zac Efron.
Kira: BWAHAHAHA!!! I WILL RID TEH WORLD OF TEH EVILZ USING MEH DEATH NOTE!!
L: Not on my watch, jerk!
Ryuk: Heh. Heh. Humans are fun...
Near: TOYS!~
by iwant4piez June 7, 2009
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notebook

The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
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Nolege

Ancient wisdom that confers its wielder with infinite power.
A- Nolege is power!
B- Learn to write, moron.
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21st Century Note Pass

A 21st Century note pass is a text message sent from one person to another person in the same classroom.
Bill and Jane were 21st Century note passing all class today.
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noblet

A word to describe someone who isn't worthy of the accolade of having anything other than a tiny penis
He's such a dick...infact he's not even that...he's a noblet
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Notebook Romance

Referring to the movie "The Notebook", the one that every girl obsesses about because of its ideal and perfect boy/girl relationship. You don't want to be stuck with a girl who expects a romance of this type. Ouch.
"It's raining! Lets go outside and make out."
"This isn't a Notebook Romance, okay Sheila?"
by ILiveWhereTheApesHowl May 22, 2009
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