Safe Text

To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.

Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."

John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"

by Pan Blanco August 15, 2008

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bear safe

Something or someone that is well safe. As safe as a bear.

"Mate Tina's sandwiches are WELL Bear Safe"

by The Bardo June 18, 2008

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safe sex

The act of not having unprotected sex.

This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"

by FlyAway July 17, 2011

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safe sucks

noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.

I always have (do) safe sucks at the stadium.

by Chris0101 November 24, 2007

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