maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….

1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)

by kissesd August 17, 2022

Not interested

A retards response who doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he receives a cold call. If he says he’s not interested more than once he’s a top tier retard

John: Hello Bob how are you?

Bob: I’m not interested

John: We’ll the reason I’m calling is…
Bob: I’m… not…. Interested….
John: but..
Bob: Can you hear me? I’m not interested son

by Lolobingbong September 13, 2022

gay interest

Message used to inform people that the items of clothing will be sweaty or have cum added to it when bought

Size 32 waist gay interest

by Cobbler23 November 13, 2022

Interesting

(adj) 1. Capable of holding one's attention; 2. Arousing a feeling of interest; 3. Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die

"this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die?"
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we might experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."

by Biggest Banana January 5, 2021

interesting

hannah, aka minecraftgodwhoisverycoolandrich

pogchamp mah dude! ur so interesting- but not as interesting as hannah!!! :D gogyWhip

by sarag1000 January 18, 2021

conflickt of interest

Unhealthy prejudice and/or selfishness on da subject of motion-pictures.

Once digital movie-cameras got perfected to da point dat they actually delivered superior images to film, da celluloid-manufacturers were understandably less-than-thrilled about it; definitely a little conflickt of interest there.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 15, 2021