Jeremiah's Sympathy

Only found in the Websters dictionary between the words "Shit" and "Syphilis".
Hey do you want Jeremiah's Sympathy? If so you know where to find it.
by Teesquizzle October 08, 2022
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Sympathy blow

When some one is sad or you did something to someone and then you give them a blow job to make up for it(creds to abria)
"MY bf was mad at me so I gave him a sympathy blow."
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Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness
by evevev July 07, 2021
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Sympathy Trumpet

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.
"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"
by Not Timothy May 07, 2013
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Sympathy Blanket

A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.
James you need to leave her, you’re turning into a sympathy blanket.”
by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022
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An industry that loves to tell people who their heroes are/should be.
Thanks to the grief tragedy sympathy hope industry, the aviation museum that always had a name good enough for the residents of the city that went there had to change it's name to honor a guy they were told was their hero, rather than anybody asking them who their personal heroes were. Perhaps their personal heroes were a family member or someone from closer to home than Texas, but since nobody asked them, they were forced to adopt a guy they were told was their hero as their personal hero, without any room for anyone else (since many of them thought the name of the museum was good enough as it was, without being forced to change, and it was going to get changed to a preselected name chosen by the "new guard" instead of by the residents).
by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022
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A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.
If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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