An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009
Get the Speed Fluctuatormug. The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
by domesticus July 17, 2010
Get the speed of oldmug. The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.
Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
by MJVcuse June 30, 2007
Get the Speed Dooganmug. Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017
Get the Speed Fapmug. When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
Get the speed rubmug. by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008
Get the fire speedmug. The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017
Get the Stringer speedmug.