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National Offensive Day

The day to offend anyone you like
Can you believe it’s National offensive day?
by LegitRikki May 20, 2021
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Offense

No. It's not a matter of offense.
Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Sigh offensive

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.
"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"
by secretuser420 January 23, 2023
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counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad
Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!
by Cjstew October 6, 2021
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No offense

A phrase that's used when someone is about to say the most offensive words in history.
"No offense Jeremy but you're fucking ugly and I hope you kill yourself"
by Ok so hello y’all April 1, 2024
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Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 4, 2019
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Passive Offensive

An unintended action or behavior that ends up being offensive or controversial to others. This typically occurs when someone is unaware of the cultural or social implications of their actions, leading to misunderstandings and potential discomfort for others. It is not deliberate, but it still can have a significant impact on relationships and social dynamics.
Hey, did you see Jake's new hairstyle? He let his hair get all tangled and messy, and now it looks like dreadlocks. I don't think he meant to offend anyone, but some people are taking it as cultural appropriation. It's totally a passive offensive situation.
by idontcariel October 31, 2023
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