Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021

Late-Night Organ Donor

A man who will visit women at night only to have sex with them. To my knowledge, originally coined by Kanye West in the song Hold My Liquor from the album Yeezus.

"'Baby girl, he's a loner, baby girl, he's a loner'
Late-night organ donor, after that, he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless, soul mates become soulless"

by Beef burger November 23, 2021

Yass Night

An awesome night out where there is a visitor from another city (referred to as Yass) that is often taken to dinner followed by a night of karaoke and dancing with randoms who weren’t at the dinner. Some of the dinner guests could include women who have business and party names that they use at the same time, making the number of people at the dinner seem larger.

Person 1: Hey everyone, you wanna go out for a Yass Night??

Person 2: Fuck yeah, I’ll bring my microphone!!
Person 3: Awesome! I’ll bring Candice and Nikita, she’s one person and you’ll love both of her!

by Kebab Munchers May 6, 2022

like prom night

a better phrase, but used similarly to the term"thats what she said"- used to add sexual inuendo to otherwise harmlessly innocent phrases

"In order to make it fit- you are going to really have to jam it in there."
" just like prom night."
"word"

by Paully Frontman January 21, 2009

the nosey neighbor

When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.

Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!

by the clitt commander March 22, 2009

Hop on Friday Night Bloxxin'

Slang for having gay sex

"Hey man, wanna hop on Friday Night Bloxxin'?"
"Sure dude, just don't go too rough."

by arccus March 19, 2022

Night Streaks

When someone on the iconic social media platform, Snapchat, takes their shirt off and literally parts the Red Sea with their flabs. In the process they have this phenomenal cringe face and takes a picture with the caption: "Night Streaks". The person is also trying to flex while taking the picture and tries to somehow get fully ripped cuzzy. The person is dumb enough to put it on his Snapchat story and someone screenshots the horrendous pesticide with his shirt off and shares it to everyone.

Mum: "Michael, we're having dinner, come join us."
Michael: "One sec mum, I'm doing something in the bathroom, I'll be real quick."
Mum & Dad: "Is he doing "Night Streaks?!"
Michael: "NARRRR!!!! RUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE HHHHEEEEEEAAAAAADDDD!!!!!"

by moeydntworry June 11, 2017