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Whiskey Nap

aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.
"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."
by Numero Two February 23, 2009
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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
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active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.
Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?
by A Rez October 7, 2018
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Jean Nap

This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”
Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”
by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022
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Nipple Nap

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
by BaconBlue January 27, 2023
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Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.
Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10
by Ally Joy October 20, 2010
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Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.
Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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