crotch napkin

crotch napkin by kiitty December 16, 2014

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Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

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When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

grease napkin by Msyew October 6, 2015

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N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

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Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

Crack napkin by Rwruff November 19, 2016

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When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

wing napkin by 3rayif November 28, 2016

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Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

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