unsocial networking

Connecting to random strangers on online social networks, but having no intention of really getting to know who they are.

The primary purpose of unsocial networking is to seek attention by padding your friends list with as big a number of friends / connections as possible.

Interacting with your connections is really not part of that equation.

Since I started my unsocial networking campaign, I have added 3,528 people on one of my social profiles. Before I started unsocially networking by adding random people I will never communicate with, I only had 67 friends on my list.

Gosh, I feel so popular!

by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

The Brocial Network

A network of 500 million bros

-Hey dude, you ever heard of The Brocial Network? It's about these chill bros who decide to make this chill website for bros.

by ThunderousApplause February 23, 2011

OWN Network

A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.

I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.

by Mrs Gadzoomoheimer April 3, 2011

Obelyn Network

the best damn server out there

"I love the Obelyn Network. The Obelyn Network loves me."

by outwear June 24, 2022

Network Nazi

Someone who berates a fellow Facebook user for joining a City Network when they may not actually live in that city.

Paddy - "Why have you joined the London Network? Why? You don't live there. Why would you do that? Why?"

Ruth - "What's it got to do with you - Network Nazi."

by Adam Shepphard May 29, 2007

network executive

Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.

The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

tunnel network

The 'tunnel network' is the common name for Eastern Chipmunks. From the genus tamias. Scientific name is Tamias-striatus.

There are twenty-one different kinds of 'tunnel networks' and they all live in North America except for one, Tamias-logobericus, which is Scottish, yet has not been seen for a while and is known to have pointless mood swings.

Split - Have you seen the rare 'tunnel network',Tamias-logobericus Tim?

Fluke - No

by DevishaM April 3, 2005