Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!
David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter
by Tim Carson June 18, 2008
when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside
my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved
by scruggs1496 February 08, 2006
When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.
Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.
by infin1te April 29, 2011
To engage in the act of sex near a window in doggystyle then to pull out and have ur friend begin as you walk outside and wave to her.
by Lyx Wells March 28, 2008
n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)
by callinghome November 02, 2004
A guy who keeps disapearing everywhere. Like he's there and then he dissapeares off to somewhere else and you dont even see him leave. like you guys will be in starbucks then poof he's at mcdonalds
and its likek
wheres garrett go?
fuckin mystery woman
and its likek
wheres garrett go?
fuckin mystery woman
Garrett was a mystery woman
he was there
then over there
then over there
and we eventually just lost track of him xD
he was there
then over there
then over there
and we eventually just lost track of him xD
by chickennoodlesoupahah87 October 07, 2007
A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....
Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
by iamthepseudonym November 03, 2010