mystery meat

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 7, 2005

Mysterically

Mysterically is a word that has yet to be defined by the english dictionary but is used in many culture's vocabulary to include: Germany, France, Pakistan, Iraq, and even Iran. It is meant to show that something has happened that there is no real reasoning for.

My backpacks mysterically disappear from my room when my friends are there.

by BigDawg78 March 16, 2011

MYSTERY WHORE

WON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE 'TILL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX

Vanderbilt: So seraph, how much of a pedophile do you feel like right now?
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE

by DandyVandy September 28, 2011

mysteri

the best person you will ever meet. she's amazing to have as a girlfriend and she has amazing eyes.

god i wish to see a mysteri one day

by myst1311 November 30, 2016

Mysteree

usually a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and HUGE tits. She has a thing for Connor's and Jeffery's. This girl is the BOMB. For seriously.

Did I mention her huge tits?

DUDE1: Woah look at her chest!

DUDE2: That girl is such a Mysteree.

by dudeitstaylor? June 29, 2009

mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009

mystery-muff

Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.

One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.

When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.

Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.

Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)

Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.

Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!

by ObWan July 29, 2010