mum battle

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004
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Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.
"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum
by the dark lord October 18, 2018
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Highgate Mum

A disparaging term used to refer to a certain clique of north London, white, liberal, middle-aged mothers. They can be seen frequenting Gail's, Hampstead Heath, brunch, and attending yoga and pilates. They are known to be 'right-on'- meaning they empathise with their children on issues such as inequality and climate change, while simultaneously driving an oversized 4x4 to drop little Tom and Eva off every morning at their £20,000 a year private school.
1: Have you been keeping up with Susan on FaceBook recently?
2: Yeah she's become a real Highgate Mum ever since she started shopping at Waitrose
by MultiTrack June 26, 2021
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your mum

your mum, gay
by PTDS Guy September 30, 2019
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jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.
you are as fat as jethros mum
by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 23, 2023
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the mum whisperer

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.
hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night
by sniper047 June 09, 2009
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mum goals

My mum, aka Jacqui Archer, aka the OG
YO she's mum goals
by 12345678ms October 15, 2017
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