yard mullet

A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.

I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.

by lawnboy517 October 31, 2011

Mullet Up

It's much more than just manning up, but it's manning up with your dignity on the line.

1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.

by Drewstaster September 23, 2009

MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.

Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!

by Rockolicious May 18, 2010

anti-mullet

The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.

"Just a trim today?"
"No I think I'll do the anti-mullet."

by Bus_Nachos January 14, 2016

Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.

Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.

by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.

1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .

by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017