A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.
I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.
by lawnboy517 June 01, 2011
When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
by Turler August 03, 2018
1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
by ThatGirlPeach November 08, 2017
by Emobubbles December 23, 2008
Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.
by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011
A tech savy, high scoring, gaming individual who sports the classic Mullet style hairdo ie: Business in the front, Party in the back. But in this case: Geek in the front, Gamer in the back.
Tweedle Dee: Dude! You got your ass handed to you by that geek last night in World of Warcraft!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!
by Jaysjob April 16, 2010
Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.
Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.
by NEW1126 May 03, 2021