(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."
After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."
by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011
Get the muddy sharkmug. by Anthony Dagostino June 14, 2007
Get the muddy splashmug. Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017
Get the Muddy Walnutmug. After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
by PeterRoss January 25, 2014
Get the muddy canalmug. Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020
Get the muddy virginmug. Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.
by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020
Get the muddy werewolfmug. by Azza4spurs May 24, 2020
Get the Muddy Trottersmug.