muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

muddy buddy

friends who have sex

bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah

muddy buddy- friend u have sex with

by aaaddddyyy June 4, 2021

Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017

Muddy cowgirl

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere

Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.

by Realdankduck November 3, 2019

muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 25, 2014

Muddy Trotters

When you rim a person from behind whilst getting a foot job

I went to Moo Moos last weekend, pulled some bird, took her back to mine and got Muddy Trotters

by Azza4spurs May 24, 2020

muddy werewolf

Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.

Jeff said damn sarah needs to wipe her ass butt i still gave her tore up that muddy werewolf.

by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020