(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."
After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."
by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011
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by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020
Get the muddy werewolf mug.Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
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Get the Muddy bath mug.When a woman inserts her erect nipples into the man’s asshole. Ice is permittable in achieving this move.
by Batesyboy October 6, 2018
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by Realdankduck November 3, 2019
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