muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

muddy buddy

friends who have sex

bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah

muddy buddy- friend u have sex with

by aaaddddyyy June 4, 2021

muddy hitler

I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass

I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler

by KC DIRT April 23, 2014

Muddy Trotters

When you rim a person from behind whilst getting a foot job

I went to Moo Moos last weekend, pulled some bird, took her back to mine and got Muddy Trotters

by Azza4spurs May 24, 2020

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

muddy werewolf

Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.

Jeff said damn sarah needs to wipe her ass butt i still gave her tore up that muddy werewolf.

by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020

muddy virgin

A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin

Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?

Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin

by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020