Mr. Hands

Still a better love story than Twilight

Friend: Did you see that Mr. Hands video, it's a guy fucking a horse!
You: Yep, and it's still a better love story than Twilight

by gabep637 September 19, 2012

Mr. Brownstone

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"

"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

by StraightUpWestSide June 27, 2005

Mr. Willats

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.

Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”

by Some Random Depressed Fuck March 6, 2019

Mr Krabs

He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.

OH YEA MR KRABS

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Mr. Herbert

The aging, pedophile neighbor of the Griffin family on Family Guy who creeps on teenage boys. He speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his S's. The other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.

Mr. Herbert- Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

Brian- Dammit... I'm, I'm sorry, what?

Mr. Herbert- You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children? Da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh... duh. Mmmmmmm.

by Bunquita February 27, 2011

Mr. Bucket

Mr. Bucket is a children's game featuring a plastic, motorized bucket which spat out differently colored balls. Occasionally the bucket comes alive and tries to suck someone's balls. The best method is to drown it as seen in the movie by James Rofle.

B: Hey, I'm Mr. Bucket
J: Oh, no no no.
B: It's OK. I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna suck on your balls.
J: I turned you off.
B: No, you turned me on.

Anywhere where there's Mr. Bucket, nobody is safe.

by agent_J July 6, 2010

Mr. Bill

A little clay guy from SNL that gets owned by Sluggo and Mr. Hands.

(Sluggo tears off Mr. Bill's head)
Mr. Bill's head: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Mbleh November 1, 2007