naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece

Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.

by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017

Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.

Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.

by April 09, 2021

wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

by 2991stac November 07, 2017

mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)

“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”

by DH Edsel October 15, 2023

Your sisters moustache

Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.

Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.

by The lábinator January 09, 2020

Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.

Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.

by Milky777 August 02, 2015

moustache

buffalo pubic hair pasted on face

moustache warden(vit M block)

by stinking balls of india(sbi) August 17, 2015