Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
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Also very cute, but big red flag : likes to sit on you and stares at you for hours while you're sleeping to establish dominance.
Might stare at you from every corner and places you couldn't even think of.
Barfs to show his affection.
Also very cute, but big red flag : likes to sit on you and stares at you for hours while you're sleeping to establish dominance.
Might stare at you from every corner and places you couldn't even think of.
Barfs to show his affection.
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