When mice, attracted to the cheese of the moon (because, as we all know, the moon consists of cheese and cheese alone), travel to said moon and consume it to the point where the once all-cheese moon is entirely mice - as if to say, the moon is a sphere of mice and only mice such that when spaceships attempt landing on the moon, they cannot and instead travel through the center of the mouse moon and out the other side. During the journey through the center of the mouse moon, the spaceship only comes into contact with miles and miles and miles of mice.
Alex: When I traveled to the moon last summer, we found out that it's actually a Mouse Moon now.
Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?
Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.
Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?
Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?
Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.
Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?
by Sixthperiodfree September 26, 2011
Get the Mouse Moonmug. by Atlantic13 April 1, 2013
Get the tyrrell mousemug. A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.
by BigPansy April 19, 2016
Get the ninja mousemug. I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.
I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.
My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.
My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.
I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.
I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.
My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.
My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.
I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Get the Bop the Mousemug. We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023
Get the Speaker of the Mousemug. A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022
Get the HOUSE MOUSEmug. by 00NKB6211289 April 15, 2009
Get the Mouse Shouldermug.