The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.
by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
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They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
Get the Mosquito mug.Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013
Get the mosquito mug.Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
by TaroSykes November 14, 2022
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The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 28, 2011
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Get the Mosquito mug.n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus
Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT
by koinu-chan January 14, 2009
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